Robotic Christmas Tree

by The Amoeba People

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Robotic Christmas Tree
Robotic Christmas Tree
Robotic Christmas Tree
Robotic Christmas Tree
Dance with me

There's a new dance craze
That's sweeping the nation
Using mind control
And robotic persuasion
You think your tree
Is perfectly organic
But on Christmas Day
There will be widespread panic!

(repeat refrain)

Once you start moving
There is not stoppin'
Though the snow may be fallin'
And the corn may be poppin'
From the bottom branch
To the highest bough
There ain't no shining star
That can help you now!

(repeat refrain)

The moves are simple
And easy to master
No one would ever think
It signals imminent disaster
Once you start dancing
It seems so innocuous
Next thing you know

(repeat refrain ad nauseum)


released December 5, 2014
written by Ray Hedgpeth
produced and performed by The Amoeba People



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The Amoeba People Lakewood, California

The Amoeba People are musical ambassadors from the Planet Crouton, here to learn about our world, to unravel the wonders of its natural history, to study the life which inhabits it and to parse the mysteries of the human species by learning its dance moves. The band consists of Mr. Hedgpeth (captain), Mr. Jordan (navigator), and Mr. Mosley (engineer and technician). ... more

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