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Christmas Ferret

by The Amoeba People

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The perfect holiday song for everyone's least favorite year! Cheers to Christmas 2020!

lyrics

My good friend
I suspect
This year you’ll get
A Christmas Ferret

This may seem
Abrupt and strange
But you will have
To grin and bear it

Christmas Ferret

My good friend
I suspect
This year you’ll get
A Christmas Ferret

This may seem
Abrupt and strange
But you will have
To grin and bear it

So I sing
Without regret
That’s all you’ll get
This year

Christmas Ferret!
Christmas Ferret!
Christmas Ferret!
Christmas Ferret!
Christmas Ferret!
Christmas Ferret!
Christmas Ferret!
Christmas Ferret!

My good friend
I suspect
This year you’ll get
A Christmas Ferret

This may seem
Abrupt and strange
But you will have
To grin and bear it

So I sing
Without regret
That’s all you’ll get
This year

It’s the rarest of all mammals
At least here in North America
It’s teeth are sharp
And it can be quite mean
And when you wake up
Christmas Morning
Be aware it could be hiding
In your cozy slipper
Or your sheets

Remember the time
Down by the old mission?
A woman dropper her purse
And you returned it
After taking a commission
You’ve no sense of right or wrong
Not scruples and no tact
A lump of coal is too good for you
You need something that bites back

Something that bites back
Something that bites back

My good friend
I suspect
This year you’ll get
A Christmas Ferret

This may seem
Abrupt and strange
But you will have
To grin and bear it

So I sing
Without regret
That’s all you’ll get
This year

Christmas Ferret!
Christmas Ferret!
Christmas Ferret!
Christmas Ferret!
Christmas Ferret!
Christmas Ferret!
Christmas Ferret!
Christmas Ferret!

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released November 26, 2020
written by ray hedgpeth
performed by the amoeba people
Improbable Futon Music ASCAP

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The Amoeba People Lakewood, California

The Amoeba People are musical ambassadors from the Planet Crouton, here to learn about our world, to unravel the wonders of its natural history, to study the life which inhabits it and to parse the mysteries of the human species by learning its dance moves. The band consists of Mr. Hedgpeth (captain), Mr. Jordan (navigator), and Mr. Mosley (engineer and technician). ... more

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